About the Book
Meet the Author: Kendrick Clark
I'm Kendrick Clark, author of 100 Worst Pickup Lines, entrepreneur, cook, and a man whose life has taken a few unexpected turns. Originally from Dallas, Texas, my journey has taken me through Hawai'i and eventually to Los Angeles.
Where It Began
This book began during one of the hardest chapters of my life: incarceration. Some of the ideas came together in solitary confinement, where finding something to laugh about gave me a way to get through the day. Before there was a cover or a book on a store shelf, there was simply a need to smile.
What's Inside
100 Worst Pickup Lines embraces the awkward and the outrageous. Each line comes with a cringe rating, when to use it, a likely outcome, and when NOT to use it. Imagining someone delivering these lines is half the entertainment. Imagining the response is the other half.
Still Growing
I'm learning through creating, sharing my work, and listening to readers. Pass this book around, give it to someone who needs a laugh, and if a line earns a laugh or an eye roll, I'd love to hear about it.
“Quitting isn't in my DNA.”
— Kendrick Clark
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Worst Pickup Lines
Experience the humor of '100 Worst Pickup Lines' firsthand. From classic fails to high-stakes illusions, these are the lines that will make you laugh and maybe even get a date.
